“Rincewind picked up a spare paper and read it. It was headed: Examination for the post of Assistant Night-Soil Operative for the District...
Revelium
"I know that marriage wasn't designed to make us happy; it was designed to make us grow up and accept that it's about us and not "all about me." I've had itches to leave every week, yet they pass and I remain a wife to husband number one because I know a secret: You don't get it all from one person in one place." -Iris Krasnow