I dreamed last night that my husband came into the bedroom where I was and told me our room mate was getting a dog.
So I shouted at him, "What made you think I was okay with you getting a dog at my house?"
He said, "well, you said you didn't want me to get a cat because it would tear up the furniture, and I can teach a dog not to do that."
I said, "No, that's not the only reason I don't want you to get a cat. I also don't want hair on everything and I don't want to have to take care of other people's pets. I have a feeling I'll end up having to take care of it."
He says, "Well, I'm going to just take the dog with me wherever I go."
I'm super incredulous at this point. "Yes, I'm sure. You're going to take a dog with you when you go to work at a call center."
I dreamed that my husband presented me with a gift. I've always wanted a piano. This piano was an upright piano and it fit in our house nicely. There was only one small problem. The piano had a CD in it and it was "doing its own thing." I tried to play, but the keys didn't seem to work. There were a few keys that would make a small pathetic sound if I banged on them really hard, but most just made no sound. I found the CD slot and removed the CD. After that I couldn't get any of the keys to work at all.
I asked my husband, "Did you realize the piano didn't work?"
He said he hadn't realized this.
"Please tell me this piano was free?"
"No." He sighed. "I paid $500 for it."
So I shouted at him, "What made you think I was okay with you getting a dog at my house?"
He said, "well, you said you didn't want me to get a cat because it would tear up the furniture, and I can teach a dog not to do that."
I said, "No, that's not the only reason I don't want you to get a cat. I also don't want hair on everything and I don't want to have to take care of other people's pets. I have a feeling I'll end up having to take care of it."
He says, "Well, I'm going to just take the dog with me wherever I go."
I'm super incredulous at this point. "Yes, I'm sure. You're going to take a dog with you when you go to work at a call center."
I dreamed that my husband presented me with a gift. I've always wanted a piano. This piano was an upright piano and it fit in our house nicely. There was only one small problem. The piano had a CD in it and it was "doing its own thing." I tried to play, but the keys didn't seem to work. There were a few keys that would make a small pathetic sound if I banged on them really hard, but most just made no sound. I found the CD slot and removed the CD. After that I couldn't get any of the keys to work at all.
I asked my husband, "Did you realize the piano didn't work?"
He said he hadn't realized this.
"Please tell me this piano was free?"
"No." He sighed. "I paid $500 for it."
Wacky Dreams 2.0
Reviewed by Samantha Jayne Frost
on
November 26, 2018
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