The Man from Baldugi

There once lived a man in Baldugi

who was so incredibly blind

that when in a pretzel he still couldn't see

the size of his butt from behind.  

 

 

His favorite sport in the whole world

was spitting as far as he could

he'd start out by wheezing and coughing

and wind up with spit in his hood.

 

 

He wandered about for years homeless

till one day he tripped into bed

and found himself next to a woman

who seemed rather lifeless and dead.

 

 

This made him think about spitting

but then he was struck by a thought

maybe just maybe she's faking

what if she liked him a lot.

 

 

So then he thought about kissing

how he had no clue how to start

then he heard some rude people yelling

"What's wrong, don't you know CPR?"

 

 

Samantha Jayne Frost

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