Questions to Ask Before Christmas

Do you decorate specific rooms in your house with themes or certain colors?

Do you have a manual can opener or an electric can opener?

If you have a favorite author and don’t own all that author’s books, name the author and the books you currently possess.

Tell me the colors you prefer to wear.

Shirt size?

Pant size?

Dress size?

Shoe Size?

Fine Lines and A Wrinkle in Time

Between the Grey Streaks --

the Streakers are Streaking

Not Okay! Says a Man who is Speaking

With a Squeaky Whistle in Hand that is Leaking.

Saliva drips from the tip as the Cop

Jumps on His Bike and Yells, "Stop! Stop! Stop!"

The Naked Man Laughs for he too has a Bike

One with a Motor and a Bright Head Light.

Off he Speeds for "there is no Chance

That a Cop will Make ME wear Under Pants"

He is aerodynamic in his Birthday Suit

With a Cop right behind him in Hot Pursuit.

Just for a Moment, for he's Gone in a Flash

Around the Corner, there's the Sound of a Crash

The Sirens then, and the flashing lights,

and a half hour later, the Cop on a Bike.

- Samantha Jayne Frost

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